Round 3: Robert Spencer vs. Ms. Marvel and the Comic Book Jihad
by Ilisha of Loonwatch
We first exposed Marvel’s comic book jihad in the fall of 2011 in an article entitled, THE 99 Superheroes Vs. The Loons. The plot was foiled by self-proclaimed defenders of freedom from across the looniverse.
The 99 series was scheduled to launch in the US on the The Hub children’s television network. When producers announced the series was postponed indefinitely, vicious anti-Muslim bigots everywhere were gleeful, boasting that their small but boisterous outcry may have prompted the delay.
A few months later, super sleuth Daniel Pipes joined the crusade in Round 2: THE 99 Superheroes Vs. The Loons. Pipes decried the series as ”missionizing propaganda” aimed at the already pervasive “Islamic indoctrination of Western children.”
Now Stephen Colbert has exposed the latest developments in Round 3 of Marvel’s relentless comic book jihad:
Stephen Colbert lamented the rebooted Ms. Marvel comic book series as the latest example in the impending Muslim takeover of the United States.
“Ladies and gentlemen, America has lost another battle in the culture war, which is surprising because we’ve got all the guns,” said Colbert on Wednesday night’s broadcast of The Colbert Report.
The character, who originally appeared as a superhumanly strong and fast buxom blonde in a self-titled series in the 1970s, has been reborn as a shape-shifting, 16-year-old daughter of Pakistani immigrants living in New Jersey.
“Folks, this affront has taken me aback,” Colbert said. “A Muslim cannot be a superhero; for Pete’s sake, they’re on the no-fly list.”
Colbert said he greatly preferred the original version of Ms. Marvel, who wore a skintight uniform with a cape and bare legs and midriff.
“She was wholesome and all-American,” Colbert said. “Blonde, family values, with two bulging ‘chest muscles,’ and clearly wearing her Sunday church panties.”….
Ever-vigilant “counter jihadists” are not amused. Robert Spencer of Jihad Watch appeared on the Michael Coren show to decry this outrage, along with other miscellaneous “cold blooded” Muslim evils.
Spencer said the retooling of Ms. Marvel is a triumph for Islamic Supremacists and their leftist allies. Ever since the 9/11 terrorist attacks in 2001, he contends this dangerous alliance has been on the march, trying to hoodwink the public into believing Muslims are “victims.”
In previous rounds of the ongoing battle against comic book jihad, anti-Muslim bigots complained bitterly about female Muslim characters who wore burqas. However, the new Ms. Marvel appears to be wearing tights, and Spencer and Coren wondered if she would be stoned to death if she dared to enter Afghanistan in that “get up.” Spencer further speculated as to whether Ms. Marvel would have to stone to death the Green Lantern, who is now gay. If you have the stomach for it, you can watch the Spencer’s bitter commentary here.
Expressing his characteristic faux outrage about the retooling of Ms. Marvel, creeping sharia, and the latest developments in Marvel’s ongoing comic book jihad, here is Stephen Colbert: