Humor & Satire - article collection
Posted Jan 13, 2003

updated 4-17-2005

“How To” Manual of Dubious Dialogue, Sheila Musaji, http://www.theamericanmuslim.org/2002march_comments.php?id=98_0_5_0_C

A New International Division of Labor, M. Shahed Alam, http://www.theamericanmuslim.org/2002june_comments.php?id=7_0_2_0_C

A New Generation of Muslim Comics, http://www.altmuslim.com/art_comments.php?id=860_0_13_0_C

ACLU Takes Over Terror Investigation, Will Focus Attention on no One in Particular http://www.satirewire.com/news/0111/aclu.shtml

Airport Screeners Failing to Catch Anything http://www.satirewire.com/news/march02/screeners.shtml

Al Hurra, U.S. Launches Arab Satellite News Channel With an Unfortunate Name http://www.muslimwakeup.com/archives/000552.php

Alabama, A Preview of the Glories of a Christian America http://www.landoverbaptist.org/sermons/alabama.html

America Launches Arabic Satellite TV Channel With an Unfortunate Choice of Name http://www.muslimwakeup.com/archives/000552.php

American People Rules Unfit to Govern http://www.theonion.com/onion3514/unfit_to_govern.html 

Angered by Snubbing, Libya, China and Syria form Axis of ‘Just as Evil’ http://www.satirewire.com/news/jan02/axis.shtml

Arab and Muslim Male Registration, http://www.whitehouse.org/homeland/arab-registration.asp

Arabs Slyly Building a Wall Around Israel http://www.satirewire.com/briefs/wall.shtml

Archaeological Dig Uncovers Ancient Race of Skeleton People http://www.theonion.com/onion3545/ancient_race.html

Ashcroft Announces New Hospitality Measures for Arabaic Visitors and Tourists http://www.whitehouse.org/news/2002/060602.asp

Ashcroft’s Future Plans (Satire), http://www.last-laugh.net/patriotact.htm

Attention Transnational CEO’s http://www.workingforchange.com/article.cfm?itemid=16695&area=geov

Axis of Just as Evil http://www.satirewire.com/news/jan02/axis.shtml

Azhar Usman, Muslim Comedian, http://www.bbc.co.uk/religion/religions/islam/features/comedy/index.shtml
also
http://www.smh.com.au/articles/2002/09/11/1031608248661.html 

Baghdad Falls: President Bush Extends A Heartfeld Radio Olive Branch to Iraq’s Proud Population of Newly-Liberated, Soon-To-Be Christian, Petroleum-Pumpin’ Eunuchs http://www.whitehouse.org/news/2003/041003.asp

Bendib Cartoons, http://www.theamericanmuslim.org/2003march_comments.php?id=277_0_18_0_C

Bendib’s Pen Tackles Controversial Issues http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/c/a/2004/05/30/INGGT6PUM11.DTL

Bill of Rights Pared Down to a Manageable Six, The Onion, http://www.theonion.com/onion3847/bill_of_rights.html

Brief History of Uncle Tom and All Hijab’s http://www.muslimwakeup.com/archives/000189.php

Bryan “Preacher” Moss new comedian http://www.thestar.com/NASApp/cs/ContentServer?pagename=thestar/Layout/Article_Type1&c=Article&cid=1084572619917&call_pageid=968867495754&col=969483191630

Bush Administration Announces Results of Iraq WMD Intel probe http://www.smirkingchimp.com/article.php?sid=14852&mode=nested

Bush Appoints Pat Robertson as Director of Afghan Children’s Fund http://www.whitehouse.org/news/2001/120901.asp

Bush Asks Congress for $30 Million to Help Fight War on Criticism http://www.theonion.com/onion3925/bush_asks_congress.html

Bush Orders Preemptive Strike Against Yorkshire, Malcolm Drury http://deadbrain.co.uk/news/article_2004_01_12_2509.php

Bush Rejects Climate Agreement http://www.democraticunderground.com/articles/03/08/14_2008.html

Bush Seeks U.N. Support for ‘U.S. Does Whatever It Wants Plan’ http://www.theonion.com/onion3836/bush_seeks_un_support.html

Bush Wholeheartedly Endorses Ariel Sharon’s Latest Diplomatic Stragegy for the Global Enragement of Muslamian Vermin http://www.whitehouse.org/news/2004/041504.asp

Bush Holds Press Conference to Rekindle America’s Fast-Declining Faith in Conspicuous Ineptitude and Planetary Chaos http://www.whitehouse.org/news/2004/041304.asp

Bush’s Obligatory Apology to World’s Uptight Muslamiac Prudes Still Overreacting and Whining Abou a Little Harmless Fraternity Hazing http://www.whitehouse.org/news/2004/051204.asp

Bush’s Biggest Fan http://www.democraticunderground.com/articles/03/09/13_fan.html

Cartoon History of Islam Concerns, Amuses Muslims, http://www.altmuslim.com/art_comments.php?id=780_0_13_0_C

Cartoons http://www.ispi-usa.org/archives/cartoons.html

Cartoons page on IViews http://www.iviews.com/Cartoons/action.lasso.asp?-database=services&-Table=Cartoons&-response=Cartoons.asp&-op=eq&Publishflag=X&-maxRecords=10&-sortField=PubDate&-sortOrder=descending&-search

Cheney unveils noble, honorable and completely non-greed inspired twelve-step recovery plan for the future former nation of Iraqaeda http://www.whitehouse.org/news/2003/031303.asp

Christian Right Lobbys to Overturn Second Law of Thermodynamics http://www.theonion.com/onion3631/christian_right_lobbies.html

Clarifying Ongoing Developments of Bush’s Israel Policy http://www.whitehouse.org/DOF/israel.asp

Declassified Ads http://www.dissidentvoice.org/Jan04/Zingh0111.htm

Dick’d http://columnleft.com/LEFT040209.htm

Don’t Make Me Laugh, Kamal al-Marayati, http://www.theamericanmuslim.org/2002sept_comments.php?id=66_0_14_0_C

Dr. Mushtaqs ғGrowing a Beard: A New Masterwork of Islamic Studies, http://www.muslimwakeup.com/archives/000436.php

Ethnic Laugh Lines, http://www.globeandmail.com/servlet/ArticleNews/printarticle/gam/20021204/RVMULT

FAA Considering Passenger Ban http://www.theonion.com/onion3838/faa_passenger_ban.html

FBI Accused of Passing Secrets to U.S. http://www.satirewire.com/news/june02/fbi.shtml

FBI House Calls Bring Thanks, Yaser Alamoodi http://www.asuwebdevil.com/issues/2004/08/26/opinions/680727

France Invades U.S. , Jerry Ghinelli http://www.informationclearinghouse.info/article6028.htm

Fundamentally Insane http://www.smirkingchimp.com/article.php?sid=11091

Further White House Charges Against Clarke http://www.smirkingchimp.com/article.php?sid=15597&mode=nested

God Angrily Clarifies ‘Don’t Kill’ Rule http://www.theonion.com/onion3734/god_clarifies_dont_kill.html

God Names Next Chosen People: It’s Jews Again http://www.satirewire.com/news/march02/chosen.shtml

God Re-Floods Middle East (satire), http://www.theonion.com/onion3816/god_re-floods_middle_east.html

Grinch Revisited http://www.rmpjc.org/2003/GrinchRevisited.html

Growing a Beard: New Masterwork of Islamic Studies http://www.muslimwakeup.com/archives/000436.php

Homeland Security Self-Examination http://www.funnytimes.com/lessercolumns/200306RL.html

How Does our Christian Nation Benefit From Defending Hell-Bound Jews? An Important Patriotic Sermon http://www.whitehouse.org/dof/defending-israel.asp

Illusion or Reality? John Brand http://yellowtimes.org/article.php?sid=1716

Indo-Pakistani Tensions Mount at Local Amoco http://www.theonion.com/onion3804/indo-pakistani_tensions.html

Iraq is Free, M. Shahid Alam, http://www.theamericanmuslim.org/2003may_comments.php?id=329_0_20_0_C

Is That Mullah Umar Having a Double Latte? http://www.muslimwakeup.com/archives/000174.php

Israel Kills Key Hamas Figure, Peace Now Assured, Jonathan Williams http://deadbrain.co.uk/news/article_2003_06_12_5607.php

Jewish-Muslim Comedy Duet, http://www.findarticles.com/cf_dls/m1058/13_119/88581881/p1/article.jhtml

Khutbas for Dummies, Shabana Mir, http://www.muslimwakeup.com/mainarchive/000446.php

Late Night Thoughts http://www.iviews.com/articles/Articles.asp?ref=IV0406-2337

Law of Symbiotic Vice and Virtue, Karima Omar, http://www.theamericanmuslim.org/2002nov.php 

Leadership Secrets of George W. Bush http://www.smirkingchimp.com/article.php?sid=15828

Left Behind http://www.sojo.net/index.cfm?action=sojomail.display&issue=040401#7

Mr. President, Please Attack Appalachia http://www.commondreams.org/views03/0424-09.htm

Mixed Reaction to New Civil Contingincies Bill, Terrence Howard http://deadbrain.co.uk/news/article_2004_01_08_1538.php

Muslims Form New Bloc Vote Organization: ‘Get Backstabbed 2004’  http://www.islamicanews.com/displayarticle78.html

Muslims in U.S. May Be Developing Nuclear Families (satire), http://www.theonion.com/onion3843/nuclear_families.html

Muslims Start New Jewish Organization, Moderate Jews Invited http://www.muslimwakeup.com/archives/000703.php

Nasruddin Stories -
http://www.themodernreligion.com/humour.htm
http://www.sysindia.com/emagazine/mulla/mulla.html
http://www.cse.ucsc.edu/~jyoti/mulla.html
http://www.lifepositive.com/Spirit/world-religions/sufism/nasruddin-mulla.asp 
- Fishy Morality http://theamericanmuslim.org/2005apr_comments.php?id=615_0_38_36_C

New Fox Reality Show to Determine Leader of Iraq http://www.theonion.com/onion3915/new_fox_reality_show.html

Nike Unveils New Logo (Satire), http://isgkc.org/nike_pix.htm

North Dakota Found to Be Harboring Nuclear Missiles http://www.theonion.com/onion3904/north_dakota.html

North Korea Wondering What It Has To Do To Attract U.S. Military Attention http://www.theonion.com/onion3905/north_korea.html

Palestinians Assume New Ethnic Label (Satire), http://www.azhar.com/musings/Native_Israelis.doc

PNAC Kids and the Parent Teacher Conference http://www.americaheldhostile.com/ed020804-1.shtml

Point Counterpoint: The War in Iraq http://www.theonion.com/onion3911/pt_the_war_on_iraq.html

Poll Aborted, Martial Law Declared (Satire), http://www.muslimwakeup.com/archives/000407.php 

Preacher Moss, Muslim Comic http://www.indystar.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=/20050423/LIVING/504230335/1007/LIVING

Presenting the Occupied Iraq Bill of Rights: President Bush Ushers in Blissful Era of Submissive Arabiac Democracy and Eternal Martial Law http://www.whitehouse.org/news/2003/052203.asp

Presidential Library Terrorist Connection, Robert Jensen http://www.counterpunch.org/jensen03082004.html

President’s Statement Reminding Uppity Iraqasaurs to Lose the Inferior Arabiac Pride, Smile Pretty for the Cameras, and Open Wide the Doors to Christian JDAMS of Freedom http://www.whitehouse.org/news/2003/032603.asp

Public Announcement Clarifying Ongoing Development of the President’s Israel Policy http://www.whitehouse.org/DOF/israel.asp

Putting the Riot Back in the Pat-riot Act (satire), http://www.americanfeedmagazine.com/AmericanFeedMagazine/full.php?subnum=39 

Republicanism Shown to Be Genetic In Origin http://www.houseoffusion.com/cf_lists/index.cfm/method=messages&threadid=11992&forumid=5

Republicans Announce Convention Event Schedule http://www.smirkingchimp.com/article.php?sid=16019

Robertson Steps Down to Enjoy Private Life of Intolerance http://www.satirewire.com/news/0112/robertson.shtml

Saddam Proud He Still Killed More Iraqi Civilians than the U.S. (satire), http://www.theonion.com/onion3914/saddam_proud.html

Shazia Mirza, Muslim commedienne, http://www.shaziamirza.org/press/pr_bostonglobe.html

Silly Questions (Satire), http://www.muslimwakeup.com/archives/000369.php 

Taskforce Defines ‘Moderate’ Muslims http://albalagh.net/current_affairs/tic.shtml

There’s Something About Daniel (Pipes), http://www.muslimwakeup.com/mainarchive/000041.php

Tisi Hami, Countries First Muslim Female Standup Comedienne http://www.muslimwakeup.com/mainarchive/000756.php#more

U.S. Vows to Defeat Whoever It Is We’re At War With, The Onion, http://www.theonion.com/onion3734/us_vows_to_defeat_whoever.html

UNILATERAL CULTURAL DISARMAMENTS: Reflecting on the Ways of our Ancestors
By Karima Omar, http://www.theamericanmuslim.org/2002feb_comments.php?id=161_0_6_0_C

U.S. To Require Urine Samples From Visitors, Malcolm Drury http://deadbrain.co.uk/news/article_2004_01_07_5220.php

Useful Phrases When Traveling in Muslim Areas http://www.sonic.net/%7Epaul/humour/msg00091.html

Vice President Cheney Unveils Noble, Honorable and Completely Non-Greed-Inspired Twelve-Step Recovery Plan for the Future Former Nation of Iraqaeda http://www.whitehouse.org/news/2003/031303.asp

What I Have to Say About George W. Bush, Blood-thirsty Christians,Homophobes & People Who Don’t Use Their Blinkers, by Thom Rutledge http://www.commondreams.org/views03/1107-12.htm 

White House 2002 Iftar Dinner http://whitehouse.org/news/2002/110802.asp

White House Releases 2004 Electronic Press Kit http://www.smirkingchimp.com/article.php?sid=15043%20


HUMOR & SATIRE SITES

Abu Abed Official Jokes Site (Arabic and English) http://www.abuabed.net/

Ahmed and Mohammed’s Jokes http://ahmed-mohammed.mindswap.net/index.php?Faith=Infidel

Bendib Cartoons http://www.bendib.com/

Hadith Humor Page http://www.globalwebpost.com/farooqm/my_misc/hadith_humor/

Islamica News, http://news.islamicaweb.com

Mullah Nasruddin - Hodja Stories, http://www.cs.biu.ac.il/~schiff/Hodja/

Mullah Nasruddin - Nasrudin Hodja, http://w1.871.telia.com/~u87109316/ 

Muslim Youth Humor and Jokes http://youth.ibn.net/humor.asp

Naseeb Vibes Humor Page http://www.naseeb.com/naseebvibes/archives.php?kword=humor

Muslim Peace Fellowship Humor Page http://www.mpfweb.org/91101_humor.html

The Onion, http://www.theonion.com/

Whitehouse.org, http://www.whitehouse.org/